Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...