You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...