Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!