At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...