Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!