Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...