Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...