The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...