The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...