Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...