Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.