Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...