Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...