Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...