Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.