Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.