Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...