Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...