Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...