The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!