Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...