No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...