Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...