The Mohel
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou