A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...