Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
How slime flies!
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A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...