Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...