If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...