A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!