Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...