Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...