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My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
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You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
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Congress Reduces Solar System
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WARNING: These are RUDE.
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