Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...