Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...