Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
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LEARN YOUR LESSON
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Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...