Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...