You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...