Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.