Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...