Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!