Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...