What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...