Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...