Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...