Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...