50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...