What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Be politically correct
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Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!