Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...