Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...