Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...