Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...